The definition of a dad joke.
- One that is embarrassingly bad
- One that only the dad finds funny
I was once a pantomime cow. I mooved the audience to tears.
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I've just been diagnosed as colorblind.
I know, it certainly has come out of the purple!
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Want to hear a cat joke?
No?
Ohh, you gotta be kitten me!
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6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy.
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Last night I dreamt I was a muffler.
I woke up exhausted.
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Why don't you play any games with the God of Thunder?
Because he's a Thor loser.
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I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea..
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Son: "I feel Hungry"
Dad: "As long as you're not feeling Jordan too then that's ok with me"
I've told you a million times, stop over exaggerating!
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Man, my memory isn't as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory isn't as sharp as it used to be.
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Why is it always in the last place you look?
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I'd never have more than one wife. But if I did, that would be big of me.
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You know why they call it Rhinoplasty?
Well, have you ever seen a sexy Rhino?
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What does a pirate say when he's having a heart attack?
Argh me arteries!!
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I've got a dentist appointment.
It's at 2.30
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Son: "Back shortly"
Dad: "Ok, but don't call me shortly"
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Mum: "Ohh look, free baby samples"
Dad: "No thanks, already like the one we got"
These jokes are just the tip of the dad jokes iceberg! :-)
Have you got a dad joke? What is your favorite?
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Have you got a dad joke? What is your favorite?
- tork
