10 Things You'd Hate About Me

I was tagged over at Tattoo Mummy to share 10 things about me that you'd hate.  I don't often get so personal, but I know you really want to know!

1.  I have smooth hands. Women are jealous. I don't why. They hate that too.

2. I can serve a tennis ball at around 200kph.

3. I have a vertical leap of 64cm. I once jumped over a small car.

4. My fastest time for the 100m sprint was 11.75, about 2 seconds slower than the world record. (showoff)

5. My first car was given to me, and no, it wasn't a shitbox.

6. I've been to Paris and seen the Mona Lisa.

7. I've been to London, travelled to Stonehenge and stood in the middle of it.

8. I often win "In 25 words or less" competitions, but am too lazy to enter them.

9. I never pay for a professional massage.

10. My son is cutest thing you will actually ever see.

:-)

Now to pass the buck! Here are some people that I'd like to know about:

Finding Ones Way
Raising Amelie
Tbaoo
Nappy Daze
Sweepy Jean

Hello from me

Hi there :-)  My name is Torkona.  But you can call me Tork.

I exist as an alias in the internet world.  In real life, I'm an Australian country boy turned city boy.

I write about random stuff. My main goal is to entertain. I don't have a niche, I could write about anything. Well, I guess my niche is laughter!! And that is what I want to bring to people. A bit of a chuckle as well as an interesting read.

I'm a recently new father, so for the time being you are more than likely going to have to deal with me being soppy about how great life is and other cutesy crap :-)

I love to blog!  So if you want to interview me or guest post on your blog, feel free to contact me.

So, here we are.  May you read my blog and learn of Tork.

If there's anything you want to know about me, ask.  If there's something you'd like me to blog about, ask! I'd love the input of you folks out there.

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- tork