I love poetry and writing.
A great inspiration to me (and many) is William Shakespeare.
Imagine if Shakespeare was an Australian. A true blue, fair dinkum Aussie.
Hmmmm.. this is how I'd imagine he'd write like:
Oi! What bloody light through that window there breaks! It is the east! And Juliet is a great sheila!
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What's in a name? That we call Bruce.. By any other name would smell as bonza bewdy.
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Hamlet:
G'day chicky babe, how'd you like this play?
Queenie:
The lady does bloody protest too much, I reckon.
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All the world's a stadium,
And all the blokes and sheilas are merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
They call him Gary Ablett Jnr.
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To beer or not to beer, that is the question.
Whether it's no beer in the hand, you'd suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous pub prices.
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Fartin' is such sweet sorrow
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Oi Robbo, Robbo.. where the bloody hell are you Robbo!?
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Alas poor Bazza, I knew him well.
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I really should put my time to better use :-)
What do you think? Have you got your own Shakespeare quote turned Aussie?
- tork
