Best Dad Jokes

The definition of a dad joke.

• One that is embarrassingly bad
• One that only the dad finds funny

Here are my best dad jokes.

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I was once a pantomime cow.  I mooved the audience to tears.

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I've just been diagnosed as colorblind.

I know, it certainly has come out of the purple!

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Want to hear a cat joke?

No?

Ohh, you gotta be kitten me!

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6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy.

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Last night I dreamt I was a muffler.

I woke up exhausted.

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Why don't you play any games with the God of Thunder?

Because he's a Thor loser.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea..

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Son: "I feel Hungry"

Dad: "As long as you're not feeling Jordan too then that's ok with me"

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I've told you a million times, stop over exaggerating!

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Man, my memory isn't as sharp as it used to be.

Also, my memory isn't as sharp as it used to be.

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Why is it always in the last place you look?

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I'd never have more than one wife.  But if I did, that would be big of me.

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You know why they call it Rhinoplasty?

Well, have you ever seen a sexy Rhino?

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What does a pirate say when he's having a heart attack?

Argh me arteries!!

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I've got a dentist appointment.

It's at 2.30

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Son: "Back shortly"

Dad: "Ok, but don't call me shortly"

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Mum: "Ohh look, free baby samples"

Dad: "No thanks, already like the one we got"

These jokes are just the tip of the dad jokes iceberg! :-)

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Have you got a dad joke?  What is your favorite?

- tork